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ORTHODOX  April 1996, Week 3

ORTHODOX April 1996, Week 3

Subject:

HUMOR: Preparation for Parenthood

From:

Christopher Gait <[log in to unmask]>

Reply-To:

Orthodox Christianity <[log in to unmask]>

Date:

Tue, 16 Apr 1996 09:36:34 -0400

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I found this on the LANTRA-L translators list and got a kick out of it.
Hope nobody minds my posting it here.
 
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Preparation for Parenthood
 
Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and
deco-rating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents
to take to prepare themselves for the real-life experience of being a
mother or father.
 
1. Women: to prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a
beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months,
take out 10% of the beans.
 
Men: to prepare for paternity, go to the local chemist, tip the contents
of your wallet on the counter, and tell the pharmacist to help him-self.
Then go to the supermarket. Arrange to have your salary paid directly
to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last
time.
 
2. Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who are
already parents and berate them about their methods of discipline, lack
of patience, appallingly low tolerance levels, and how they have allowed
their children to run riot. Suggest ways in which they might improve
their child's sleeping habits, toilet training, table manners and
overall behavior. Enjoy it - it'll be the last time in your life that
you will have all the answers.
 
3. To discover how the nights will feel, walk around the living room
from 5pm to 10pm carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 lbs. At
10pm put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. Get
up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, till 1am.
Put the alarm on for 3am. As you can't get back to sleep get up at 2am
and make a drink. Go to  bed at 2.45am. Get up again at 3am when the
alarm goes off. Sing songs in the dark until 4am. Put the alarm on for
5am. Get up. Make breakfast. Keep this  up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
 
4. Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, smear peanut
butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains. Hide a fish finger
behind the stereo and leave it there all summer. Stick  your fingers in
the  flowerbeds then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with
 crayons. How does that look?
 
5. Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an
octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag
so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this - all morning.
 
6. Take an egg carton. Using a pair of scissors and a pot of paint turn
it into an alligator. Now take a toilet tube. Using only scotch tape and
a piece of foil, turn it into a Christmas cracker. Last, take a milk
container, a  ping pong ball, and an empty packet of Coco Pops and make
an exact replica of the Eiffel Tower. Congratulations. You have just
qualified for a place  on the playgroup committee.
 
7. Forget the Miata and buy a Taurus. And don't think you can leave it
out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like
that. Buy a chocolate ice cream bar and put it in the glove compartment.
Leave it there. Get a quarter. Stick it in the cassette player. Take a
family-size packet of chocolate cookies. Mash them down the back seats.
Run a garden rake along  both sides of the car. There. Perfect.
 
8. Get ready to go out. Wait outside the toilet for half an hour. Go out
the front door. Come in again. Go out. Come back in.  Go out again. Walk
down the front path. Walk back up it. Walk down it again. Walk very
slowly down the road for 5 minutes. Stop to inspect minutely every
cigarette end, piece of used chewing gum, dirty tissue and dead insect
along the way. Retrace your steps. Scream that you've had as much as you
can stand, until the neighbors come out and stare at you. Give up and go
back into the house. You are now just about ready to try taking a small
child for a walk.
 
9. Always repeat everything you say at least five times.
 
10. Go to your local supermarket. Take with you the nearest thing you
can find to a pre-school child - a fully grown goat is excellent. If you
 intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your
week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for
everything the goats eat or destroy. Until you can easily accomplish
this  do not even contemplate having children.
 
11. Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from
the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy
Weetabix and attempt to spoon it into the swaying melon by pretending to
be an aeroplane. Continue until half the Weetabix is gone. Tip the rest
into your lap, making sure that a lot of it falls on the floor. You are
now ready to feed a  12-month old baby.
 
12. Learn the names of every character from Postman Pat, Fireman Sam and
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. When you find yourself singing "Postman
Pat" at work, you finally qualify as a parent.
 
*******************************************
 SOFTWARE LOCALISATION LANGUAGE CONSULTANT
 Fred Lessing
 Escadinhas dos Aliados, 9
 2710 - Sao Pedro de Sintra  -- PORTUGAL
 
 
--
Christopher Gait
Russian-English Translator
 
St. John's Kids - Medical Help for Russian Children
http://www.erols.com/cjgait/stjkids.html
 
Home Page:
http://www.erols.com/cjgait

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